‘What’s your favorite form of medieval torture?’: Redditor Shares Hilarious Top Tier Texts From Their Hinge Account

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Jan 25, 2024 3:00 PM EST

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite libels from internet queens and kings. This is our time to laugh together at all the silly aspects of dating in the modern age. With modern dating comes modern dating apps, like Hinge. Colloquially perceived as a more 'serious' app (in comparison to Tinder), it's supposed to be for more than just a hookup. But some people may not take it that seriously. Or maybe they do and this is the best they can offer. Either way, we get to revel in their immaturity and for lack of better words, tactlessness. 

One of the most interesting parts about dating in the modern age is the ability to go down memory lane of each individual's dating arena. To wander and wonder, 'what the flip was I thinking,' as one is reading over cringey messages to strangers who were less than worthy of our time. But despite our freckled past, we can learn from it and see our future bright, and get to laugh in the meantime. 

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    Posted by u/Asleep-Ad5781 20 hours ago Some of the best Hinge comments I've gotten over the past two years
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    You're way too good-looking to be on Hinge. What's queen like you doing on an app for peasants?
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    you look like you have 8 separate mental illnesses
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    a red hair girl can fix me
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    My therapist would say I am deeply emotionally unavailable and need to book another session , a woman that can ruin me? Sign me up
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    You are so gorgeous i would fight 3 lions in a McDonalds handicap bathroom stall with my hands tied behind my back and my only weapon is a shake weight glued to my forehead just to get a chance to get to know *jk jk
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    You seem like i should ask you what your favourite form of medieval torture is
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    umm hi miss i wanted to ask you if you would like to have a simp who'll do whatever you say and will do your assignments and will praise and worship you all the time and will also be your money slave..
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    ramones tshirt, name 3 songs name 3 women who feel safe around you
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    Generally_Confused1. 19 hr. ago I'd talk with someone about medieval torture
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    Generally_Confu sed1 19 hr. ago Oooh classic. I might have to go with the Spanish donkey or the brazen bull
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    Asleep-Ad5781 OP 19 hr. ago very nice, I also quite like the good old fashioned guillotine as
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    guillotine as well even though it's not technically a torture device
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    Generally_Confu sed1 19 hr. ago Ooh the French execution way! Special shout out to
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    shout out to the blood eagle even though that wasnt a device. You ever go to Florida?
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    Florida? There's a museum in fort Lauderdale that's cool
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    ProperOperation. 20 hr. ago That last clap back was stellar
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    Raevyncore 19 hr. ago I literally came here to talk about that. That was brutal, I would never recover.
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    thatshygirl06 20 hr. ago The second one completely threw me off after seeing the first one
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    Asleep-Ad5781 OP. 19 hr. ago he wasn't completely wrong so good for him ig
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    MunchkinHummin · 19 hr. ago These are unhinge responses
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    teniaret 20 hr. ago "Name 3 women who feel safe around you" Obsessed with this line. Incredible
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    HeroDanny 18 hr. ago "you look like you have 8 separate mental illnesses" sent me rolling LMAO
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    WetTheDreams · 18 hr. ago the 'prove you're a real fan' types are the most obnoxious
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    Moveless 19 hr. ago · As a guy I'm always surprised how many men are swinging at wild random type premises, like that weird McDonalds bathroom line. I'm
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    bathroom line. I'm wondering if that's ever worked. I just talk to women about their interests
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